Club Must Sack The Sleazy Sydney Swans
Alas, you do not come back from this alleged salacious sex crime with your livelihood intact. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Isaac Heeney has gone from children’s book inspiration to tabloid sex crime fodder.…
Sydney Swans Sink Their Flag Hopes Via Sin
Maybe, this is following some sort of internal script, like the 9 stages of grief or something of that nature? I mean you pin your flag to the fortunes of a footy team for nie…
The Sydney Swans Bomber Contest
How many times did the Swan’s players give the ball to Essendon via silly disrupted handpasses and poor kicks? I counted at least 25 times and it could have been more. It is hard to…
The Sydney Swans’ Downhill Skiers
The accusations are coming quick and hot – ‘they can’t win the premiership!’ ‘Swans just not good enough!’ The Sydney Swans’ downhill skiers. Too many players running ahead looking for the easy option rather than…
Sydney Swans In 2026
Here is my take on the Sydney Swans in 2026. Sydney Swans coach Dean Cox seems like a ripping bloke. A very likable chap who once was the greatest ruckman of his era. Now, in…
Sydney Swans Season 2026 Opening Round Game
I am writing this as a long time Swans supporter. The Sydney Swans season 2026 opening round game was a tale of two halves in extremis. I must admit I was cursing Dean Cox at…
Swans Turn Toes Up Once Again In Giant Defeat
Halftime heroes and full time failures, the Sydney Swans turn toes up once again in Giant defeat. I don’t know what coach Dean Cox serves up at the halftime break but it might have been…
Swan’s Learnings from Opening Round Defeat
Sydney was not quite switched on against Hawthorn first up in the AFL. Swan’s learnings from Opening round defeat. I look at the players and observe their failures to find the ferociousness required to really…