Too Many Golfers Just Pissheads
You know there are guys that hang around golf clubs who are not what I would call real golfers but pissheads. These guys are not really in it for the golf but just use it…
Ryder Cup Player Reviews At Bethpage Black
Team Europe has come out of the blocks better at the halfway mark of the Ryder Cup 2025. Whereas the home team, USA, has trailed for much of the match so far. The away team…
Loud Mouthed American Dickheads At The Ryder Cup
Watching the Ryder Cup at Bethpage Black in New York is, unfortunately, full of boorish American fans. Loud mouthed American dickheads at the Ryder Cup. These unfunny voices in the crowd suffer from a particularly…
The Split Over Money: Europe Vs Team USA
What a surprise? There is a brouhaha over money involving elite men’s golf and the Ryder Cup. The split over money: Europe vs Team USA. The European players are happy to play for their nations,…
Visitors On Planet Golf
Played golf, yesterday, with two guys I dearly love. One is my older brother and the other his son. These fine gentlemen were doing me a favour by heading out for nine holes while I…
The American Effect Upon Australians
Social media and the internet have made the American effect upon Australians more deadly. Sovereign Citizens and Christian far right terrorists have murdered in cold blood our police men and women. They have been inspired,…
AFL Clamping Down On Off The Ball Hits In Finals
AFL umpires are penalising those off the ball hits in the first week of the finals. The ugly come from behind bumps on unsuspecting players, when play has been stopped, are being heavily penalised. The…
Homophobic Adelaide Crows Fail To Fire In Final
Collingwood outpressured the home side in the first AFL qualifying final. The Magpies were more desperate and more polished when it mattered. Homophobic Adelaide Crows fail to fire in final. It is a funny thing,…
Rolling Your Rock At Rockingham Golf Course
On a recent trip to the West Coast, I visited a southern Perth golf track. Rolling your rock at Rockingham Golf Course is a real pleasure. The patchwork quilt colouring of the greens may be…
Very Few Actual Defenders Get Drafted Into The AFL
One of the reasons we have zone defences in the AFL is to make the game more dynamic. There has been a concerted effort over the last decade by the official game definers to ensure…
Geelong Reminds Us Swans Just Too Soft
The SCG was home to another Sydney Swan’s dive down into defeat. Geelong reminds us Swans just too soft for AFL final’s success in 2025. Last week against Brisbane, giving credit where credit is due,…
Fremantle Letting Themselves Down Again
A record non-derby crowd at Optus Stadium were subjected to Fremantle letting themselves down again. The Dockers docked any dare and flair; whilst Brisbane outgunned them in every department of AFL football. The game was…
Cold Pies At The ‘G’ Indigestible
Collingwood comprehensively outplayed by Hawthorn at the MCG on Thursday night week 22 of AFL season in 2025. In a game built up as a fight for finals the Hawkes left cold Pies at the…
How Do You Kill The Fire In The Belly?
Athletes and sportspeople are driven to achieve greatness. Personal bests are their daily bread. So, how do you kill the fire in the belly? How do you put out the fire? You saturate it in…
Red & White Tears Stain My Swan’s Scarf In 2025
What a crap footy season it has been! If you bleed red and white in the AFL it has been an annus horribilis. The Giant defeat to end slim final hopes left a bitter taste…
Toby Greene Is A Grub
The GWS Giant’s Captain Toby Greene is a grub. A notoriously dirty footballer who has been fined and suspended ad nauseum in the AFL. In the most recent match against the Sydney Swans Toby Greene…
Trump Shitting On Golf’s Reputation
The paedo President is in Scotland playing golf whilst MAGA and the world want answers about Jeffey Epstein. Donald Trump shitting on golf’s reputation is bad for the sport. Not only is Trump a well…
Swans Turn Toes Up Once Again In Giant Defeat
Halftime heroes and full time failures, the Sydney Swans turn toes up once again in Giant defeat. I don’t know what coach Dean Cox serves up at the halftime break but it might have been…
Scheffler & The Boring Golfer Problem
I once wrote a song with the line in it, “is there anything more boring than golf?” This, of course, was from the uninitiated viewer’s perspective; and in the song’s case from a disgruntled girlfriend…
The Rory Roar In North Ireland
Rory is a very Irish name. Rory McIlroy striding the links at Royal Portrush clad in Saturday red was a sight to behold. Putts going in caused huge roars that echoed around the golf course.…
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